WANTED: New Best Friend for Timmy C Genshammer is moving to San Diego, and Timmy C is really sad. He's now taking applications for New Best Friend. The ideal candidate must:
- Love racing and tinkering with bicycles - particularly Santa Cruz and Specialized
- Be obsessed with cars - particularly Audi and Volkswagen
- Be able to endure hour-long Timmy C rants and "Theories"
- Be available every August for a weeklong MTB trip to Oregon
- Have a predisposition for drinking beer - particularly anything from Coors
Knowing how to fly fish and having a Verizon account are pluses. So is having really long sideburns, a dented up Toyota 4x4 and an abnormally large gluteus maximus.
Please include a mugshot with your application. Good luck!
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